Terrible Toilet

Imagine you had to urgently take a giant dump. You race over to the restroom and, without looking, you sit down, laying a fat poo simultaneously. As your skin touches the porcelain you realize that the seat had been wet and that the water that had splashed upward due to the force of your feces had already been occupied. FML.

This is an exaggerated story, but I am sure this, if not something close to this, has happened to you the reader or someone you know. I have never personally experienced such an event, but I have walked into a restroom stall only to find it occupied by urine on the toilet seat and/or crap inside the toilet (this happened many times in CIELO freshman year... shout out to my lil cieloers this year.. YEE YEE) I am then forced to hold my "junk" until I find a cleaner restroom, or if urgent, forced to clean and flush myself.

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY! Honestly, how hard is it for you to aim inside the toilet? Unless you have a dragon in your pants or are fighting a bear inside the stall, it shouldn't be too hard to hit a giant target from inches away (if "piss on toilets" is happening because people are practicing their long range shooting... -__-x just pray I will not find you). Also, how lazy do you have to be to not want to flush your own toilet?!

In order to stop this madness, I have created stickers to remind people to aim inside the toilet when doing the number 1 and to flush as you leave.

"AIM BEFORE YOU FIRE" should be placed behind the toilet as you walk into the stall. That way when people walk in, it will be in their faces (ladies, unless you girls pee facing the toilet standing up, this shouldn't be a problem).

The "DONT RUSH, PLEASE FLUSH" is meant to be placed behind the stall door, so that when someone sits down on the seat they will see the sticker on the door for as long as they are doing their business.

You may copy and paste the above images onto whatever program will allow you to print onto paper. I used packaging stickers and printed the images onto those. Once you have created the stickers, place them in any restroom you please. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!